the-best-of-funny:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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posted 2 weeks ago (® amerlcanapparel)
the-damn-internet-ruined-my-life:

fedorabro:

petilill:

*asexual laughter*

*homosexual laughter*

*bisexual considerate muttering* 

the-damn-internet-ruined-my-life:

fedorabro:

petilill:

*asexual laughter*

*homosexual laughter*

*bisexual considerate muttering* 

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posted 4 weeks ago (® petilill)

drawthecurtainstarttheplay:

coca-cola-anne:

You may not be able to see your own beauty or love yourself but one day, someone will. You have only lived such a small part of yourself, you will never know what the future brings. So, keep going. Hold on. You are never alone. ♥


For my lovely followers whom I love dearly and would be very much aggrieved if I ever found out that they were gone.

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posted 1 month ago (® coca-cola-anne)

jilyevotter:

“If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.”

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posted 2 months ago (® jilyevotter)

senpai-noticed-you-so-he:

tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

If a guy ever makes you jealous using another girl, make sure you don’t blame the girl. Blame the guy. Team up with the girl and set him on fire. Do it. Girl power.

#and then date the girl

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posted 2 months ago (® tasnimsmentalroadtrip)
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posted 2 months ago (® utomjordisk)
queenofangmar:

CONGRATULATIONS TO CONCHITA WURST - WINNER OF EUROVISION 2014

queenofangmar:

CONGRATULATIONS TO CONCHITA WURST - WINNER OF EUROVISION 2014

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posted 2 months ago (® queenofangmar)
the-best-of-funny:

angelpair:

i want to thank russia for the most accurate description of eurovision i’ve seen all night

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the-best-of-funny:

angelpair:

i want to thank russia for the most accurate description of eurovision i’ve seen all night

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posted 2 months ago (® angelpair)

catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

Via BuzzFeed

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posted 3 months ago (® catsbeaversandducks)
technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

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posted 3 months ago (® wolf-teeth)

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