technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

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posted 1 week ago (® wolf-teeth)
the-best-of-funny:

cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

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the-best-of-funny:

cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

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posted 1 month ago (® cloudiness)
the-best-of-funny:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

redvedev:

kurt-l-fahrenheit:

paredolia:

momanddadaism:

jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck

no it’s ok, pooh had it coming

shit

wow what a douche

yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole

This post is now 80% better.

jfc pooh bear

I still think the funniest thing about all these comics is that they’re all legit official comics

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the-best-of-funny:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

redvedev:

kurt-l-fahrenheit:

paredolia:

momanddadaism:

jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck

no it’s ok, pooh had it coming

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shit

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wow what a douche

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yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole

This post is now 80% better.

jfc pooh bear

I still think the funniest thing about all these comics is that they’re all legit official comics

X
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posted 1 month ago (® momanddadaism)

hella-punk-rock:

This was the best

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posted 2 months ago (® suckitdomitian)
@chriscolfer: @adamlambert Ooooh yeah! We some classy scrippas!

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posted 2 months ago (® christopherpaul)

demon-damed-artist-4nope:

its-a-bearded-dragon:

crystalsoulslayer:

slytherinmychamber:

hotel-denouement:

moral-highground:

yougotredonyou:

nicklex:

hannahisdead:

oh my god

BEST JOKE.

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THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

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posted 2 months ago (® caplan)

the-best-of-funny:

restlesscreation:

scarecrow-tinman:

theconquerorwurmple:

I’m really a cat person

The last one omg

HA!

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posted 2 months ago (® pleatedjeans)

internxt:

thechamberofsecrets:

Listen I’ve been the first to defend Harry throughout the bandana, butterfly tattoo, sparkly boots, little white shorts, greasy hair, etc. but my spirit is dead and that dangly cross earring killed it

the post makes me think of one harry but your url makes me think i missed a book

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posted 3 months ago (® thechamberofsecrets)
the-best-of-funny:

boyvstheworld:

wayward-saints:

nicolegendary:

 #ME TOO CAT

this is the single greatest thing i will ever reblog during my stay here on tumblr.

#BYE

Best-of-funny now here

the-best-of-funny:

boyvstheworld:

wayward-saints:

nicolegendary:

 

this is the single greatest thing i will ever reblog during my stay here on tumblr.

#BYE

Best-of-funny now here

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posted 3 months ago (® cineraria)

spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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posted 3 months ago (® bloodyoathmate)

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